After sitting here for the last several months looking at the broadside of the Novell building, I have just come up with what might be soon known as the coolest daddy-o idea to ever hit happy valley! The following is my thought chain and the evolution of my glorious idea...
"Hmm, that building is right smack dab in the middle of my view and it's not that exciting. It's not even that big either. It's what, 6 maybe 7 stories tall? Psssh! I am currently located higher than that!
It needs to be more entertaining in someway. Ooh! Perhaps a big ol' blazing fire would be fun to watch! Uh, nah. That's probably too dangerous for those within the actual building, and not very fun for them. Hmmm.
Ah ha! Scratch your Buddha belly and color my nose hairs mauve, I just got a brilliant idea!
Novell is a "technical" company right?
(the many voices in my head chime in, "Yes")
And they make a good amount of money right?
(again the voices agree, "Yes")
Well, they have a long, plain, boring building that needs a little "umph" right?
(this time only the leader of the 'voices union' answers, "Perhaps, but only if our desires are met")
(here's the totally fabulo-so idea)
Well, why don't they just turn that whole side of the building into a giant TV screen and play movies all day for everyone (specifically me) to watch?!!
(at this point the leader of the union declares their desires met and all the voices once again start merrily shouting things such as, "Great idea!", "I knew I chose the right head", "That's smarts", "I'm a Scorpio", "That's the best idea ever", "Everyone loves a big fat TV", "Give this cowboy a raise", " I find NCIS to be a very enjoyable program", "Yummy, pickles", "Do you really want to hurt me..." and other such things)
Then it's settled, I officially have a good idea."
(end thought chain now)
Now to implement my stupendous idea....
Maybe I can get James to contact his boss or someone else there to get it started. I'll have to ask him the next time I see him.
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I really want to listen to some Boy George now.
ReplyDeleteSo, how's the TV/Novell building sceme going?
haha, it's not going. I talked to James... but I don't think he can do much. lol
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